Er Cartoons and Comics

'It's an organ rejection form letter!'

"If our ambulance hadn't hit you, you might be waiting ten or fifteen minutes for another one."

Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.

"Do you have any history of your hair being on fire?"

"It's great to see so many new faces her tonight!"

'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'

Nurse follows beeping sound in hospital to get taco lunch out of the microwave.

'It looks like your son hasn't changed his underwear in a year,'

Clean underwear for sale.

Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

"I don't care what they did on ER. You don't need an emergency triple bypass. You need an aspirin."

"You the one who got his hand stuck in the elevator?"

Biggest heimlich maneuver ever recorded.

'Just another couple of pages.'

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

"Your husband had a song in his heart, music in his veins and a tune stuck in his head. I'm sorry, we did all we could do."

To Improve Patient Care the A&E Department has moved to the Isle of Sky where it will be open on Alternate Tuesdays in March.

'I'm not sure how to put this delicately, but I'm afraid your husband has croaked...!'

Outpatient clinic is outside.

"I'm afraid we couldn't stop the billing."