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"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
"He took it back—why can't you?"
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Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
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"This should clear that right up."
'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'
"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."
A pencil with a Print and Delete function.
Useless Eraser Inspector
'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'
"There have been a lot of mistakes in my life."
'We caught him trying to escape to another cartoon, sire.'
"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."
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I must not erase major breakthroughs....
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Computers affect real life.
"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."
Tags:school, schools, schooling, math classes, maths class, maths classes, maths, sum, sums, eraser, rubber, rubbers, pencil, teacher, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers, math, math class, pencils, erasers, making mistakes, making corrections, education, teachers, students, student, pupil, pupils
'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'
"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"
"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"
'I hate taking a test without an eraser.'
'Now that they switched to a smart board, they don't need a board eraser monitor. I'm another worker displaced by technology.'
"On a pencil, this is called an eraser, not the delete button."
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'What did you do?'
'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'