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Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, butts, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, love, romance, bow and arrow, shooting, couple, couples, valentines day, valentines'day, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, puppy, puppies, puppy love, falling in love, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology
Invent Sales Day
'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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Cupid's converge on a bachelor.
'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, nurses, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology
We don't have any vacancies for people to 'pierce the heart of a virtuous maid with the arrow of desire'...have you thought of about working in a call center?
Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.
'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'
Cupid's eye test.
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, cupid, cupids, eros, heart, hearts, love, valentine's day, valentines day, greek mythology, roman mythology
'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
"Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with saline."
"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"
A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
Tags:arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predators
Romance on the Subway
"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."
"Gentlemen, where's the eros?"
Tags:eros, ero, board, boardroom, board of, executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, passion, passions, passionate, passionate worker, work, workers, working, working world, conference, conference table, hard work, hard working, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer
'Happy Valentine's Day!'