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Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.
"The gods have mixed feelings."
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'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'
"The glaciers are angry."
"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
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Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'
'Was that you?'
"Any eruptions since we last met?"
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"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"
"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."
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'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'
"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."
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Anger management therapy for volcanoes.
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"The gods seem in touch with their anger tonight."
"As chief, I believe that no man is an island. Making him part of one, though, I have no problem."
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'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'
Volcanic eruption wasn't me - Gordon Brown
'Dude, get a tissue.'
'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'
"By the way, any idea if his plane can fly through volcanic ash clouds?"
"Well, looks like no school today."
"Tell me Mrs. Etna when you feel like you might blow."
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Day after day, year after year, Edna sat at her desk, cool and collected. But, something about her told everyone she was about to erupt.