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'Where ya headed, fatty?'
In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.
Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
A prisoner dreams of sheep jumping over the walls of the jail.
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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
Tags:effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
Tags:prison, prisons, prison cell, prison cells, prisoner, prisoners, con, cons, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, prisonbreak, escape, escaping, escape plan, escape plans, breakout, breakouts, diy, do up, doing up, decorate, decorating, fixing up, fix up, fixer upper, leaving, leave, leaves, moving, move, moving home, moving homes
A vampire in a canoe.
"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, escape, escaping, escape artist, escape artists, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, ladder, ladders, positive thinking, postive outlook, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks
Officer Worker Evolution
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, primordial soup, the origin of life, devolution, escape, escaping, run away, running away, modern life
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, con, cons, convict, convicts, break out, breaks out, breaking out, broken out, spot, spots, spotty, spotted, acne, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, escape, escapes, escaping, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, airport, airports, tropics, tropical, caribbean, mexico, warm, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, coat, coats, winter coats, winter coat, coat check, tourists, tourist, tourism, travel, traveling, travelling, beach, beaches, snowbird, snowbirds, escape, winter, summer, runway, runways, booth, booths
'We close at six.'
"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."
"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
Tags:jail, jails, lock-up, lockup, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, escapee, escape, escaped, break-out, break out, free, freedom, prison break, spare room, extra room, property, real estate, room for rent, rent, renting, rental, extra room, roommate, roommates, flatmate, flatmates, roomie, roomies, tenant, tenants, let, sublet, subletting, lease, leasing, sublease, subleasing, telephone, telephones, phones, phone, visit, visits, visitation
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
"What's your exit strategy?"
"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"
Tags:cartoonist, cartoonists, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, sneaking off, sneaking away, escape, escaping, running off, running away, household chores, household chore, lazy, laziness, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
Tags:bar, bars, pubs, pub, bar and grill, grill, corner bar, corner bars, neighborhood bar, neighborhood bars, corner pub, neighborhood pub, neighborhood pubs, corner pubs, marriage, nagging, nag, chatter, chattering, home life, home, marriages, relationship, relationships, serving, service, serve, bar tender, bar tenders, alcohol, bar staff, drink, drinking, drunk, escape, escapism, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration
'OK, listen up, everybody. Robinson has a plan for breaking out of here that I think may just work.'
'Escape? Are you serious. In this economy?'
"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, trapped, stuck, escape, help, calling for help, rescue, escape attempt, escape attempts