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'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
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"I thought you turned location services off."
Tags:location service, location services, prison break, prison breaks, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail break, jail breaks, jail-break, jail-breaks, prison escape, escape plan, escape plans, prison guard, prison guards, convict, convicts, gaol, gaols, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, capture, fugitive, fugitives, captures
"What's your exit strategy?"
"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
Tags:ulysses, odysseus, polyphemus, cyclop, cyclops, cyclopses, escape plan, escape plans, the odyssey, classicist, classicists, classics, ancient history, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, plan b, plan bs, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, idea, ideas
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
Tags:medical history, medical histories, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, street crime, street crimes, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun crime, gun crimes, distraction, distractions, bore, bores, bored, boring, boredom, escape plan, escape plans
Rat Maze Trap Door
Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.
Tags:overreact, overreacting, over-react, over-reacting, overreaction, over-reactions, overreactions, over-reactions, balloon, balloons, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, hot air balloon, hot-air balloon, hot-air balloons, hot air balloons, politician, politicians, political apathy, apathetic, voter, voters, election year, election, elections, election years
"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."
Tags:crowdsourcing, crowdfunding, crowdfund, crowdfunds, crowd sourcing, crowd-sourcing, crowd-funding, crowd-fund, crowd-funds, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, tunnel, tunnels, tunneling, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, funding platform, funding platforms
'Remember - We only use them if things go bad.'
"Our escape plan was going fine... Until I remembered we're on the third floor!"
'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'
"Call my attorney and ask him if he remembers that trick for getting out of handcuffs without a key."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, handcuff, handcuffs, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, exec, execs, executive, executives, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defence attorney, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, planning your escape, lawyer, lawyers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture
'What's our exit strategy?'
Escaping the Office
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, escape, escaping, escape artist, escape artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad job, bad jobs, modern expectation, modern expectations, overworked, overworking, climb out the window, climbing out the window, dummy, dummies, decoy, decoys, escape plan, escape plans
"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law and order, judge, judges, trial, trials, bail, on bail, bail denied, defendant, defendants, roller blades, roller skates, escape plan, exit plan, exit strategy, let down, disappointed, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, locked up, locked away
"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."
Tags:digger, diggers, power tool, power tools, escape tunnel, escape tunnels, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, freedom, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, jailbreak, jailbreaks, jail break, jail breaks, prison break, prison breaks, tunneling, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, escaping, digging out, prison warden, prison wardens, jail warden, jail wardens
"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, adult child, adult children, family, families, useless, pointless, unhelpful, foiled, failed, failure, failures, escape, escape plan, escape plans, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, make-up, makeup, make up, nail polish, nail file, nail files, lip gloss, lipstick, lip stick, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ruined plan, ruined plans, innocent, naive, contraband, smuggling, tool, tools
"Can't you do something with that besides caramelize your creme brulee?"
Tags:prison, prisoner, jail, criminal, crime, food, escape, creme brûlée, dessert, blowtorch, prisons, prisoners, jails, criminals, escape plan, escape plans, pudding, puddings, prison break, prison breaks, creme brulee, cooking skills, baking, baker, bakers, passion, passions, blowtorches, blow torch, blow torches
"I told you we should've taken a right about 100 feet back."