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'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
Tags:prison, prisons, prison cell, prison cells, prisoner, prisoners, con, cons, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, prisonbreak, escape, escaping, escape plan, escape plans, breakout, breakouts, diy, do up, doing up, decorate, decorating, fixing up, fix up, fixer upper, leaving, leave, leaves, moving, move, moving home, moving homes
"I thought you turned location services off."
Tags:location service, location services, prison break, prison breaks, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail break, jail breaks, jail-break, jail-breaks, prison escape, escape plan, escape plans, prison guard, prison guards, convict, convicts, gaol, gaols, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, capture, fugitive, fugitives, captures
"What's your exit strategy?"
Man dreams of sheep escaping from farm.
Tags:dream, dreams, dreaming, sheep, sheeps, farm, farms, bulldozer, bulldozers, bulldozing, escape, escaping, escapes, escape plan, escape plans, tractor, tractors, farm animal, farm animals, animal rights, treatment, treatments, animal treatments, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, meat, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, save, saves, saving, escape death, escaping death, lamb, lambs, happy, content
"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
Tags:ulysses, odysseus, polyphemus, cyclop, cyclops, cyclopses, escape plan, escape plans, the odyssey, classicist, classicists, classics, ancient history, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, plan b, plan bs, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, idea, ideas
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
Tags:medical history, medical histories, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, street crime, street crimes, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun crime, gun crimes, distraction, distractions, bore, bores, bored, boring, boredom, escape plan, escape plans
"I keep meaning to escape."
Tags:sloth, slothes, zoo, zoos, escape, escapes, escaping, escape plan, escape plans, plan, plans, planning, lazy, slow, move, moves, moving, movement, movements, slow movements, mean, means, meaning, mean to do something, hang, hangs, hanging, upside down, stuck, cage, cages, enclosure, enclosures, trap, trapped
"Alert! A prisoner is escaping!"
"Play dead? That's your solution to everything?"
Rat Maze Trap Door
"Just let go of the balloons, Frankie."
Tags:cement, cement shoes, cement shoe, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, balloon, balloons, fly, flies, flying, float, floats, floating, let go, letting go, stuck, heavy, weight, weights, weighed down, weighing down, gun, guns, gunpoint, gun point, held at gunpoint, escape, escapes, escaping, escape plan, escape plans
Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.
Tags:overreact, overreacting, over-react, over-reacting, overreaction, over-reactions, overreactions, over-reactions, balloon, balloons, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, hot air balloon, hot-air balloon, hot-air balloons, hot air balloons, politician, politicians, political apathy, apathetic, voter, voters, election year, election, elections, election years
"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."
Tags:crowdsourcing, crowdfunding, crowdfund, crowdfunds, crowd sourcing, crowd-sourcing, crowd-funding, crowd-fund, crowd-funds, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, tunnel, tunnels, tunneling, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, funding platform, funding platforms
"Our escape plan was going fine... Until I remembered we're on the third floor!"
'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'
"Call my attorney and ask him if he remembers that trick for getting out of handcuffs without a key."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, handcuff, handcuffs, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, exec, execs, executive, executives, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defence attorney, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, planning your escape, lawyer, lawyers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture
'What's our exit strategy?'
Escaping the Office
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, escape, escaping, escape artist, escape artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad job, bad jobs, modern expectation, modern expectations, overworked, overworking, climb out the window, climbing out the window, dummy, dummies, decoy, decoys, escape plan, escape plans
Escape from Earth: Warning.
Tags:earth, planet earth, climate change, climate crisis, global warming, environmental damage, environmental crisis, escape, escapes, escaping, escape plan, escape plans, ladder, ladders, climb, climbs, climbing, warning, warnings, danger, dangerous, inclusive, biosphere, biospheres, method, methods, option, options, going green, go green
"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, adult child, family, families, useless, pointless, unhelpful, foiled, failed, failure, failures, escape, escape plan, escape plans, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, make-up, makeup, make up, nail polish, nail file, nail files, lip gloss, lip stick, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ruined plan, ruined plans, innocent, naive, contraband, smuggling, tool, tools