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'Where ya headed, fatty?'
"I don't really know how to tell you this, sweetheart, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: Your goldfish ran away."
"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, earth, planet earth, humanity, humans, environmental destruction, natural disaster, natural disasters, global warming, climate change, deforestation, rising sea levels, war, wars, fighting, politics, poverty, hunger, starvation, disease, pollution, social problems, social issues, social ills, not a moment too soon, escaped, no regrets, good timing
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gone, disappeared, escaped, suspicious, suspicions, suspicion, vanished, disappearance, disappearances, trick, tricks, trickery, ruse, ruses, scam, scams, confused, deception, deceptions, misleading
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
Tags:jail, jails, lock-up, lockup, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, escapee, escape, escaped, break-out, break out, free, freedom, prison break, spare room, extra room, property, real estate, room for rent, rent, renting, rental, extra room, roommate, roommates, flatmate, flatmates, roomie, roomies, tenant, tenants, let, sublet, subletting, lease, leasing, sublease, subleasing, telephone, telephones, phones, phone, visit, visits, visitation
"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
'OK, listen up, everybody. Robinson has a plan for breaking out of here that I think may just work.'
'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanks giving, thanksgiving, christmas, christmas turkey, christmas turkeys, escape, escaping, escapee, escaped, escapes, run away, running away, call for help, calling for help, calls for help, calling, call, calls, trace, traced, traces, tracing, tracer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Nice lip piercing."
Tags:animal, animals, fish, talking fish, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, fishhook, fishhooks, fish hook, fish hooks, bait, the one that got away, lucky escape, escaped, lip, lips, lip piercing, lip piercings, piercing, piercings, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, fashionable, trendy, styling, fad, trend, problem, problems
"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, cubicles, cubicle, office cubicle, office cubicles, zoo, zoos, animal enclosure, animal enclosures, coax, coaxing, tempt, tempting, escape, escaped, escaping, monotony, monotonous, bored, boredom, boring, modern life, the rat race, wander off, wandering off, confused, confusion, cage, cages, rat race
"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, collar, collars, leash, leashes, lead, leads, escaped, run away, lost, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, can't miss, distinguishing feature, distinguishing features, oversized, huge, large, big, feature, features, lost pet, lost pets, lost animal, lost animals, search, searching, look, looking, dog walking, walking the dog, walkies
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'
Tags:marriage, marriages, marry, marries, married, wed, weds, wedding, weddings, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, general, generals, strategy, strategies, strategist, strategists, vicar, vicars, priest, priests, groom, grooms, bride, brides, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, stuck, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoner, con, cons, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, wall climbing, wall climb, wall climbs, wall climber, wall climbers, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, concern, concerns, concerned, concerning, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
For days when students are simply out of control, teachers at Callaway Junior High are equipped with ejection seats and parachutes.
'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lift, repairmen, repairman, repair, repair, repairing, repairer, repairers, fix, fixes, fixing, fixer, fixers, irony, ironic, trap, traps, trapped, claustrophobic, claustrophobia, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, close to home
Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab
Tags:greek, grecian, greek myth, greek mythology, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, minotaur, minotaurs, creature, mythological creature, hotel, hotels, five star, 5 star, doorman, valet, door man, door-man, doormen, door men, cab, taxi, daedalus, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, escape, way out, escaped, bull
Prison Reading Material
Tags:jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisoner, imprisoned, crimes, criminal, criminals, incarcerate, incarcerated, jail cell, jail cells, cellmate, cellmates, escape, escaped, escaping, prison escape, plan, planning, planner, plans, scheme, scheming, magazine, magazines, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, industrial magazine, industrial journals, professional magazines, professional journal, caught, inspiration
Stranded Man Tries To Win Boat Back
Tags:romance, romantic, romantically, romanticism, breakup, breakups, break-up, broken up, break-ups, break up, break ups, castaway, maroon, marooned, deserted, deserter, desert island, stranded, strand, stranding, escape, escaped, modern romance, modern love, modern life, modern world, outside the window, outside, outside my window, ship, ships, boat, boats, steamer, steamers, escape, escapes, desperate, desperation
We're gonna need a bigger goat...
'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
In and Out Box
Tags:in box, in boxes, out box, out boxes, sneaking, sneak, sneaker, sneakers, sneak out, slip out, surreptitious, sneaking out, slipping out, duck out, ducking out, escape, escaped, escaper, escapers, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overworked, overworking, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, avoiding work, in door, out door, in and out, in-and-out, file box, files, filing, tasks, task, to do, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastination, office life, office work, office, offices, worker, workers, employee, employees, coming out, come out