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Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
A prisoner dreams of sheep jumping over the walls of the jail.
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, dream, dreams, dreaming, sleeping, escape, escapes, escaping, jailbreak, prison break, breaking out, jumping the fence, jumping, animal, animals, sheep, wall, walls, fence, fences, jumping over, getting out
A vampire in a canoe.
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
Tags:prison, prisons, prison cell, prison cells, prisoner, prisoners, con, cons, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, prisonbreak, escape, escaping, escape plan, escape plans, breakout, breakouts, diy, do up, doing up, decorate, decorating, fixing up, fix up, fixer upper, leaving, leave, leaves, moving, move, moving home, moving homes
"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, escape, escaping, escape artist, escape artists, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, ladder, ladders, positive thinking, postive outlook, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Officer Worker Evolution
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, primordial soup, the origin of life, devolution, escape, escaping, run away, running away, modern life
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
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"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, cat, cats, feline, felines, stress, predator, predators, prey, escaping, survival, survival instinct, survival instincts, pressure, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, survival skills, cognitive skills, thinking skills
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
"What's your exit strategy?"
"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"
Tags:cartoonist, cartoonists, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, sneaking off, sneaking away, escape, escaping, running off, running away, household chores, household chore, lazy, laziness, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments
'OK, listen up, everybody. Robinson has a plan for breaking out of here that I think may just work.'
"Sometimes I feel the only thing keeping us together is our fear of the children."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, kid, kids, child, children, raising children, raising kids, fear of children, fear of kids, fear, fearful, afraid, terrified, hiding, escaping, taking a break, blockading, barricading, blockade, blockades, barricade, barricades, door, doors, keep out, staying together, staying together for the kids, staying together for the children, family, families, stressed, stressed parents
'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanks giving, thanksgiving, christmas, christmas turkey, christmas turkeys, escape, escaping, escapee, escaped, escapes, run away, running away, call for help, calling for help, calls for help, calling, call, calls, trace, traced, traces, tracing, tracer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Police Lineup Escape
Moses leads his people to the dessert.
Man running from shark fin.
Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
Tags:urn, urns, greek urn, grecian urn, pottery, greek pottery, dogs, dog, squirrel, squirrels, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunters, hounds, hound, greek vase, grecian vase, ancient greece, greek art, art, escape, escaping, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, chasing, chase, chases, chasing squirrels, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, greco-roman, greco roman, art history, classical art, classicism
"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, escaping, escapee, escapees, prison break, prison breaks, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison reform, advocate, advocates, advocacy, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, caught, failed, failure, failures, excuse, excuses
"The surprising thing is that Flaubert, who was a man, actually got it."
Tags:madame bovary, flaubert, gustave flaubert, banal, banality, escape, escapes, escaping, provincial, provincial life, mundane, mundanity, suburb, suburbs, suburban, unhappy, dissatisfied, housewife, housewives, affair, emma roualt, charles bovary, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, inattentive husband, inattentive husbands, spouse, spouses, affairs, cheat, cheats, adulterer, adulterers
"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, cubicles, cubicle, office cubicle, office cubicles, zoo, zoos, animal enclosure, animal enclosures, coax, coaxing, tempt, tempting, escape, escaped, escaping, monotony, monotonous, bored, boredom, boring, modern life, the rat race, wander off, wandering off, confused, confusion, cage, cages, rat race
"See? It never hurts to ask."
Tags:robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, criminal, criminals, loot, money, escape, escaping, snack, snacks, food, fries, french fries, chips, side order, side orders, fast food, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurants, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, ordering, can i get fries with that, question, questions, ask, asking, never hurts to ask, cliche, cliches, word play, wordplay
"Travel is the sherbet between courses of reality."