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"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."
'Is my homeowners policy covered for global warming?'
'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'
'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'
'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'
North woman sells frozen vegetables.
'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'
'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'
'I hate Mondays!'
'Harpooning whales is easy -- the hard part is filling out the environmental impact statements.'
'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'
'It must be some kind of Government project.'
Igloo travel: Your pipeline to Florida.
Business Failure No.358.
'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'
'Stop torturing yourself!'
Slipping Insurance $5.
New around here?
"We''ll have to get that leaky roof sorted out"
'Furthermore, this is the only Home Insurance policy that covers you for loss due to global warming.'
'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'
Eskimo sees vending machine that sells Slipping Insurance $5.
'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'
'Great job! ? take the rest of the day off!'