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"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
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"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."
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The Fountain of Espresso
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'I think it's time we got rid of the espresso maker.'
"It's small, but it's bottomless."
"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parents, modern parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, childhood, youth, growing up fast, adult child, adults, smoking, espresso, coffee, espressos, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, health, unhealthy, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, bad father, bad fathers, inappropriate, too young, young adults, like father like son, mini-me, copy, copying, looking up to, bad habit, bad habits, bad behavior, bad behaviors, bad behaviours, bad behaviour, life lessons
The miracle of genetic engineering
Tags:cow, cows, udder, udders, milk, coffee, cream, creamer, espresso, cafe, java, joe, cup, cups, soy, genetic, engineering, shop, shops, latte, lattes, caffeine, skimmed milk, 2 milk, half and half milk, soy milk, genetic engineering, clone, clones, cloning, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods
'It's an espresso latte, I thought you might need it.'
'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'
'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'
'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'
Tags:ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, coffee, coffee, caffeine, caffeinated, high caffeine, espresso, urban, urban life, urban living, fit, fitness, foodie, foodies, food lover, morning coffee, morning, mornings
Tags:coffee, coffees, barista, baristas, automate, automated, automation, robot worker, robot workers, robot replacement, robot replacements, coffee order, coffee orders, preference, preferences, personal preference, personal preferences, modern life, modern lives, choice, choices, option, options, too many choice, too many options, overstimulate, overstimulated, overstimulation, over-stimulation, vending machine, vending machines, espresso, espressos
Reason #23 why it's dangerous to let dogs hang their heads out windows: they may put expensive espresso's on your credit card.
"I'm gonna hold out for a mocha espresso with whipped cream."
Leading a horse to coffee...
Why The Ball Is Jumping Out
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"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"
Coffee shop menu flow chart.
Tags:coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, cappuccino, cappucinos, espresso, espressos, expresso, expressos, americano, americanos, coffee order, coffee orders, coffee ordering, choice, choices, option, options, flow chart, flow charts, confuse, confuses, confusing, confusion, confusions, too much choice, too many options, blackboard, blackboards, hipster, hipsters, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars
'Ow, ow!.. Brain melt!'
'We just have them drink 10 cups of espresso each morning and VOILA! Energy-free jack-hammers!'