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"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."
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'I think it's time we got rid of the espresso maker.'
"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'
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"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"
Coffee shop menu flow chart.
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'We just have them drink 10 cups of espresso each morning and VOILA! Energy-free jack-hammers!'
"I'll have a latte - hold the coffee."
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St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.
"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."
Coffee Tasting Lab
'Is it harassment if I ask the new guy to make espresso?'
How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.
'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'
'I think the toaster oven shorted out the espresso maker.'
"Would you like some coffee, Baldo? It's free!"
'In commodities today, the price of a barrel of crude dropped against the cost of a cup of Espresso, Cappuccino and Latte.'
"If you refer to me as your 'Little Barista' one more time, I'm pouring this on your head."
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."