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'Who-said-life-is-fair: Estates starting at $4,200,000.
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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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'One day this will be someone else's.'
"It's his first posthumous work."
'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'
Designated area of outstanding natural profitability.
'Mind if I go in first?'
'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'
"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
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'To my favorite waiter I leave the usual 20 percent.'
'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."
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'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'
Housing bubble estate.
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
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Estate Agent trying to rip off client by charging three times the rent.
'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'
'That's the only heritage you get round here.'
'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'
'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'
"Poor Shaz, she's the only person on the estate who hasn't been in a Channel 5 documentary."