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"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"
Tags:drunk, drinking, stupid, stupidity, dumb mistakes, mistake, mistakes, silly mistakes, alien, aliens, et, e.t., extra terrestrial being, extra terrestrial, ufo, u.f.o., unidentified flying object, outer space, driving under influence, dui, careless, carelessness, crash landing, crash, accident, accidents, drinking and driving, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing
'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterritorial, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, et, tax, taxes, jupiter, planet, planets, alien life form, alien life forms, tax form, tax forms, tax return, tax returns, taxing, irs, inland revenue service, hm revenues and customs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"E.T. phone home... Now!"
"You're a demanding little chap. The nearest telephone is in the next century."
Tags:et, e.t., e.t, e t, extra terrestrial, aliens, alien, movies, films, classic movies, 90s movies, film, cinema, penny farthing, penny-farthing, penny, farthing, victorian, victorians, victorian times, history, historical, setting change, reference, referential, pop culture, pop, culture, cultural reference, time travel, time travelling, time, out of time, lost, getting lost, lost in time, directions, direction, accuracy, accurate
Aliens are flying a UFO with bumper stickers from different planets
Disneyland 2020 The Emptiest Place on Earth
Tags:et, e.t., extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien, aliens, 2020, empty, deserted, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders
"Wait a minute. Isn't that the same guy we abducted last year, but had to return because he drove us absolutely nuts?"
Tags:alien, aliens, space aliens, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduction, abductions, space travel, space exploration, spaceships, sci-fi, science fiction, sci fi, science-fiction, martian, martians, extra terrestrial, et, spaceship, alien abduction, annoy, annoying, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits
'I'm afraid you boys are at the wrong place. You need to go across the road over there.'
Tags:aliens, alien, area 51, military, militry base, myth, myths, ufo, ufos, alien landing, legend, secret, government, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, conspiracies, nevada, air base, classified, off limits, directions, lost, getting directions, helpful, helping out, helping hand, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, et
Intergalactic Travel Agency
"No, no. I believe it's real. I just don't understand why they would travel a million light years at the speed of light, just to get here and fly five miles an hour in a weird pattern."
'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, abducted, space aliens, space alien, extraterrestrial, et, extraterrestrials, space flight, space flights, space, outer space, planets, alien planets, universe, cosmos, organ, organs, advertise, advertises, advertisement, advertisements, earthling, earthlings, organ farm, organ farms, organ farming
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
Tags:aliens, alien, et, extra terrestrial, relationships, arguments, argument, berating, berate, complain, men, stubborn, stubbornness, space travel, space, light year, light years, direction, directions, travel, lost, outback, outblack, black & white, universe, solar system, space ship, ufo, flying saucer, spaceship
"They're very time-sensitive."
Tags:alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travel
"Bleep blorp zip zop gleeb glop."
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, crimes, criminal, criminals, line up, line-up, line ups, line-ups, alien, aliens, suspect, suspects, test, testing, read, reading, reads, abduction, abductions, noise, noises, police line up, investigate, investigation, u.f.o., ufo, martian, extraterrestrial, et, e.t.
Alien attack in the 1950s
Tags:alien, aliens, et, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien invader, alien invaders, space travel, martians, space, deep space, outer space, universe, space ship, martian, earth, nuclear, ray, rays, earthling, earthlings, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction
We're With Stupid
Tags:alien, aliens, space aliens, martians, martian, extraterrestrial, et, unearthly, jovian, outer space, deep space, universe, galaxy, solar system, sci-fi, science fiction, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, flying saucer, flying saucers, practical joke, practical jokes, hoax, hoaxes, alien hoax, alien hoaxes
'I invest in emerging markets.'
'Just once I'd like to meet a guy who's not from Mars.'
Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.
Tags:alien, aliens, extraterestial, extraterestials, et, e.t., spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, ufo, unidentified flying object, human, humans, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, wave, waves, waving, zap, zaps, zapping, shoot, shoots, shooting, zit, kill, kills, killed, misread the situation
'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'
"Great. I guess he'll win again."
Tags:science fair, science fairs, science, school, alien, aliens, et, win, winner, winners, winning, won, ufo, ufos, paranormal, jealous, top of the class, teachers pet, teachers pets, little grey men, zeta reticulans, grey aliens, grey alien, grey, gray, roswell, discovery, evidence, proof, discover
'Ignore them. Maybe they'll go away. Do you see how they've trashed their own place.'
Tags:alien, aliens, et, extra terrestrial, life, other planets, contact, alien contact, communication, ignore, ignorance, rejection, ecosystem, trashed, ruined, destroyed, hedonistic, hedonism, humankind, humanity, abandoned, planet, destruction, environment, science, intelligent, civilisation, civilization, fermi, paradox