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'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'
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"You're a demanding little chap. The nearest telephone is in the next century."
Tags:et, e.t., e.t, e t, extra terrestrial, aliens, alien, movies, films, classic movies, 90s movies, film, cinema, penny farthing, penny-farthing, penny, farthing, victorian, victorians, victorian times, history, historical, setting change, reference, referential, pop culture, pop, culture, cultural reference, time travel, time travelling, time, out of time, lost, getting lost, lost in time, directions, direction, accuracy, accurate
Aliens are flying a UFO with bumper stickers from different planets
"Wait a minute. Isn't that the same guy we abducted last year, but had to return because he drove us absolutely nuts?"
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'I'm afraid you boys are at the wrong place. You need to go across the road over there.'
Tags:aliens, alien, area 51, military, militry base, myth, myths, ufo, ufos, alien landing, legend, secret, government, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, conspiracies, nevada, air base, classified, off limits, directions, lost, getting directions, helpful, helping out, helping hand, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, et
Intergalactic Travel Agency
"No, no. I believe it's real. I just don't understand why they would travel a million light years at the speed of light, just to get here and fly five miles an hour in a weird pattern."
'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, abducted, space aliens, space alien, extraterrestrial, et, extraterrestrials, space flight, space flights, space, outer space, planets, alien planets, universe, cosmos, organ, organs, advertise, advertises, advertisement, advertisements, earthling, earthlings, organ farm, organ farms, organ farming
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
Tags:aliens, alien, et, extra terrestrial, relationships, arguments, argument, berating, berate, complain, men, stubborn, stubbornness, space travel, space, light year, light years, direction, directions, travel, lost, outback, outblack, black & white, universe, solar system, space ship, ufo, flying saucer, spaceship
"They're very time-sensitive."
Tags:alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travel
"Bleep blorp zip zop gleeb glop."
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, line up, line-up, line ups, line-ups, alien, aliens, suspect, suspects, test, testing, read, reading, reads, abduction, abductions, noise, noises, police line up, investigate, investigation, u.f.o., ufo, martian, extraterrestrial, et, e.t.
Alien attack in the 1950s
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We're With Stupid
Tags:alien, aliens, space aliens, martians, martian, extraterrestrial, et, unearthly, jovian, outer space, deep space, universe, galaxy, solar system, sci-fi, science fiction, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, flying saucer, flying saucers, practical joke, practical jokes, hoax, hoaxes, alien hoax, alien hoaxes
'I invest in emerging markets.'
'Just once I'd like to meet a guy who's not from Mars.'
'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'
"Great. I guess he'll win again."
Tags:science fair, science fairs, science, school, alien, aliens, et, win, winner, winners, winning, won, ufo, ufos, paranormal, jealous, top of the class, teachers pet, teachers pets, little grey men, zeta reticulans, grey aliens, grey alien, grey, gray, roswell, discovery, evidence, proof, discover
'Ignore them. Maybe they'll go away. Do you see how they've trashed their own place.'
Tags:alien, aliens, et, extra terrestrial, life, other planets, contact, alien contact, communication, ignore, ignorance, rejection, ecosystem, trashed, ruined, destroyed, hedonistic, hedonism, humankind, humanity, abandoned, planet, destruction, environment, science, intelligent, civilisation, civilization, fermi, paradox
Am obviously on the wrong planet.
Tags:beg, begging, begged, lost, stranded, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, extraterrestrial, extra terrestrials, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrials, et, e.t., homeless, homelessness, panhandle, panhandling, pan handle, pan-handling, pan-handle, pan handling, panhandler, pan-handler, panhandlers, pan-handlers, pan handler, pan handlers, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction
"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."
Tags:ufo, ufos, alien, aliens, driving test, driving lesson, learner driver, extra terrestrials, et, driving lessons, driving tests, learner drivers, planet, planets, space, solar system, earth, globe, space shift, unidentified flying object, little green men, driving instructor, driving instructors, driving teachers, driving teacher, instruction, driving instruction, learner, sci-fi, science fiction, sci fi, science-fiction
'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'
"I can probably fix it, but I may have a little trouble finding parts."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, handyman, repairs, flying saucer, space alien, extraterrestrial, aircraft repair, aircraft mechanics, space alien, alien, et, extra-terrestrial, repair, fix, mend, mending, handyman, fix-it, spaceship, space-ship, space ship, spacecraft, space-craft, finding parts, warranty, guarantee, garage