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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
The Origins of Everything
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"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
"Get a tomb!"
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'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
The Bourne Eternity
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'Still think tough times never last?'
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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God's birthday cake.
"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."
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Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999
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'Hello, my name is Death'
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'Of course you get TV here. You just don't get the remote.'
Bureau of the Damned
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"I love their reaction when I tell them that hell isn't fire and brimstone, it's an eternal-long election race."
'Gee, you'd think all that tithing would count for something.'
'You're all supposed to be here for eternal suffering. Quit setting the thermostat to 58 degrees!'
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'Once inside, you will be doomed for all eternity or you could take what's behind door number three.'
'And this is where we make that music you hear while holding for tech support.'
'But Dorian, that's only a mirror. The painting isn't ageing, it's over there.'