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"Try the stairs. This takes an eternity."
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
The Origins of Everything
Tags:science, scientist, scientists, physics, physicist, physicists, cooking, cooked, doughnut theory, donut theory, souffle, souffles, cook, faux pas, big bang, universe, string theory, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, origin, big bangs, big bang theory, theory, theories, sciences, teacher, teachers, taught, theatre, theater, despair, eternal, existential
"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
"Get a tomb!"
Tags:ghost, ghosts, kiss, kissing, smooch, smooching, making out, makeout, make out, get a room, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, death, dead, die, died, afterlife, after life, life after death, spooky, spook, spirit, spirits, eternal, eternal love, love, loving, loves, valentine, valentines, couple, couples, marriage, married, married life, together forever
'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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"May I still use my forever stamps?"
Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
The Eternity Workout
Tags:greek, greek mythology, greek, greek mythologies, mythology, mythologies, sisyphus, eternal, eternity, eternities, punishments, workout, workouts, working out, works out, worked out, exercise, exercising, exercised, exercises, forever, endless, endlessly, non-stop, day and night, persistently, persistent, personal trainer, personal trainers
Sisyphus pushes giant hamster wheel up a hill.
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The Bourne Eternity
Tags:oh my god that's jason bourne, meme, heaven, heavenly, heavens, god, gods, angel, angels, afterlife, life after death, after life, same old same old, on the run, bourne, thriller, thrillers, spy thriller, spy, spies, gunfight, gun fight, chase, chasing, chases, chased, eternal life, eternal, eternity, pop culture, film, films, movie, movies, action, action movie, action movies, cinema, blockbuster, blockbuster hits
"We've decided to change your punishment -- from now on, you will purchase a lotter ticket every week, only to have your hopes come crashing down each time you inevitably lose."
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'Still think tough times never last?'
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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God's birthday cake.
Sisyphus and guru on the mountain.
Golfer pushes massive golf ball up a slope.
"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."
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Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999
'Hello, my name is Death'
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