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"This is customer support, or as we call it, the eighth circle of hell."
'On the bright side, the dry heat really seems to be helping my arthritis.'
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health, hell, optimist, optimists, optimism, arthritic, arthritics, old people, old person, disease, diseases, devils, satan, hells, hellish, afterlife, afterlives, eternal punishment, eternal punishments, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, dry heat, arthritis, optimism, devil, burn"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."
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hell, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance, nuisances, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, special place in hell, do not call, evil, evilness, burn in hell, burning in hell, punishment, punishments, eternal punishment, eternity, afterlife, afterlives, damnedThe Dog of Sisyphus
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sisyphus, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classics, classicist, classicists, sisyphean task, sisyphean tasks, catch, dog park, dog parks, ball game, ball games, hades, eternal punishment, eternal punishmentsDevil's Fireplace
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devil, devils, demon, demons, fireplace, fireplaces, fire, fires, hell, hades, underworld, afterlife, afterlives, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, punishment, punish, punished, punishing, eternal punishment, eternal punishmentsAnd you thought it couldn't get any worse.
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dead, death, devil, afterlife, fire, fires, halloween, afterlives, hellfire, hell-fire, hell, hells, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, eternal punishment, eternal punishments, after-life, after-lives, sheer hellSlinky Hell
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slinky, slinkys, slinkies, hells, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, hades, underworld, toy, hell, toys, death, absurd, helical spring, helical springs, sinner, sinners, sin, sins, eternal punishmentSisyphus Learns to Cope
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bowling, bowling ball, bowling balls, bowler, bowlers, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classics, classicist, classicists, skittles, skittles, hades, underworld, tenpin, tenpins, ten-pin, ten-pins, eternal punishment, uphill struggle, uphill struggles, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms, silver lining, silver linings, bright side, bright-side"Well, if you get a harp in heaven I guess we should have seen this coming."
"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."
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fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, gym, gyms, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, exercise machine, exercise machines, exercise, exercises, exercising, demon, demons, devil, devils, hell, hells, hades, underworld, torture, torture device, torture devices, eternal punishment, personal trainer, personal trainers, business idea, business ideas"Is this hell, or is this the line for hell?"
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hell, hells, afterlife, afterlives, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, eternal punishment, eternal punishments, torment, torments, damnation, damnations, queue, queues, line, lines, lining up, queuing up, underworld, hades, inferno, dante, impatient, impatience"So THIS is being dammed."
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beaver, beavers, damn, dammed, dam, dams, damnation, damnations, styx, river styx, hell, hells, underworld, hades, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, eternal damnation, eternal punishment, pun, puns, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, reynolds unwrapped"Hey, get away from the urinal."
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religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."
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hell, hells, afterlife, afterlives, underworld, hades, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, worker rights, labour union, labor union, eternal torment, eternal punishment, 9 to 5, nine to five, job, jobs, employment, unhappy workers, labor, unions, union busting, management, management versus labor"It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork."
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hell, hells, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, paperwork, corporate culture, corporate environment, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, damnation, misconception, misconceptions, devil, devils, eternal punishment