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'Instead of looking for the Fountain of Youth, we should look for the Fountain of Age so we can take advantage of senior citizen discounts that are rampant in the New World.'
"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."
Fount of eternal youth/brewery.
Fountain of youth vs. pier of boredom
'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'
Fountain of Youth and Fountain of Smart.
'I think the magic starts to happen when the water gets warm and starts to bubble?'
Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.
'We're getting close. This is the Fountain of Youthful Indiscretion!'
'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'
'But Dorian, that's only a mirror. The painting isn't ageing, it's over there.'
'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'
'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).
Old couple preserving young heads.
'The sad case of the bus pass of Dorian Gray.'
"'Eternal yout' is one thing Simkins but what we have here is 'Arrested development'!"
"It's not for sale."
"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."