Eternities Cartoons and Comics

Heaven - with Children

'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

God: Garage sale - Saturday to Eternity.

'The only problem with eternity is, it's hard to tell when the cocktail hour starts.'

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

'Please be advised that due to longer lifespans eternity will be slightly shorter than it used to be.'

'My husband gave it to me for my birthday. I think he's planning to kill me.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

'Don't worry about not being musical. You've got plenty of time to learn...'

'What wine goes with eternity?'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

"To show I'm not all that bad I'm sentencing you to eternity in the time out chair."

"What do you think that means in terms of eternity?"