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"Try the stairs. This takes an eternity."
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Heaven - with Children
Sisyphus' baseball game
Tags:baseball, baseballer, base ball, base-ball, base-baller, baseball player, player, hill, mountain, hills, mountains, sisyphus, rock, boulder, sisyphos, ephyra, corinth, crafty, self-aggrandizing, untrustworthy, deceitful, punish, eternity, repeat, repeating, pitching, pitcher, pitches, bat, batting, batter, lying, insincere, false, misleading, mislead, misleads, myth, greek myth, greece, legend, legends, myths
"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
Tags:heaven, heavenly, cubicle, cubicles, worker, workers, desk job, desk jobs, angel, angels, office assistant, office assistants, transcend, transcends, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, dream job, dream jobs, disappointment, disappointments, disappoint, disappoints, let-down, let-downs, expectation, expectations, high expectations, raising expectations, surprise, surprises, unpleasant surprise, unpleasant surprises, eternity, white collar, white collar job, office worker, office workers
"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'
'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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A surprise in heaven
'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'
"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."
Tags:hell, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance, nuisances, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, special place in hell, do not call, evil, evilness, burn in hell, burning in hell, punishments, eternal punishment, eternity, afterlife, afterlives, damned
"May I still use my forever stamps?"
The Eternity Workout
Tags:greek, greek mythology, greek, greek mythologies, mythology, mythologies, sisyphus, eternal, eternity, eternities, punishments, workout, workouts, working out, works out, worked out, exercise, exercising, exercised, exercises, forever, endless, endlessly, non-stop, day and night, persistently, persistent, personal trainer, personal trainers
Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, tv, television, cable installation, installation, beckett, samuel beckett, waiting for godot, godot, cable guy, eternity, long wait, waiting room, waiting, waits, didi, tragicomedy, theater, theatre, play, plays, playwright, theatrical, stage, stages, show, shows
Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.
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Sisyphus pushes giant hamster wheel up a hill.
"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."
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The Bourne Eternity
Tags:oh my god that's jason bourne, meme, heaven, heavenly, heavens, god, gods, angel, angels, afterlife, life after death, after life, same old same old, on the run, bourne, thriller, thrillers, spy thriller, spy, spies, gunfight, gun fight, chase, chasing, chases, chased, eternal life, eternal, eternity, pop culture, film, films, movie, movies, action, action movie, action movies, cinema, blockbuster, blockbuster hits
"You wouldn't be here except for the relaxed grading standards."
Tags:grade, grades, grading standard, grading standards, relax, relaxed, lower, lowered, lowering, lowered standard, lowered standards, grade inflation, grading inflation, heaven, heavenly, afterlife, afterlives, eternity, eternal rewards, moral, morals, morality, moral decay, modern life, modern world, immoral, bad person, good person, st. peter, gates of heaven, saint peter, slipshod
"We've decided to change your punishment -- from now on, you will purchase a lotter ticket every week, only to have your hopes come crashing down each time you inevitably lose."
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"I love shark week."
'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'
'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'
Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.