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Heaven - with Children
Sisyphus' baseball game
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"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'
'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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A surprise in heaven
'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'
"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."
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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, tv, television, cable installation, installation, beckett, samuel beckett, waiting for godot, godot, cable guy, eternity, long wait, waiting room, waiting, waits, didi, gogo, tragicomedy, theater, theatre, play, plays, playwright, theatrical, stage, stages, show, shows
Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.
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"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."
The Bourne Eternity
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"You wouldn't be here except for the relaxed grading standards."
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"I love shark week."
'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'
'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'
Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.
'We pioneered hot-desking.'
'They may have a lot of problems but they've got some wonderful marketing people.'
"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
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God's birthday cake.
A damned man begs for change at the gates of heaven.
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