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'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'
'We're forced to be more ethical since we can't afford the best lawyers.'
"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."
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oversight, oversight committee, oversight committees, ethics, ethical, ethics committee, ethics committees, overlook, overlooks, overlooking, looking the other way, lax, lenient, leniency, corrupt, corruption, congress, senate, house of representatives, politician, politicians, crooked politician, crooked politicians, lobbyist, lobbyists, corporate interest, corporate interests, judiciary, judiciary committee, judiciary committees, impeach, impeachment"There's nobody in right now. They're all out looking for hanky-panky."
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secretary, secretaries, reception, reception desk, reception desks, receptionist, receptionists, general accounting office, government, big government, ethics, ethics committee, ethics committees, scandal, scandals, corruption, corrupt, corrupt system, corrupt systems, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, hanky panky, watchmen, watch men, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, politician, politicians, corrupt system, corrupt systems'Oh yeah! I'm a hell of a lot further beyond reproach than you are!'
'I'm afraid there's a big difference between Doctors Without Borders and Doctors Without Boundaries.'
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medical ethics, ethics committee, ethics committees, medical license, medical licenses, medical licence, medical licences, doctor, doctors, charitable organisation, charitable organisations, charitable organization, charitable organizations, bedside manner, medical malpractice, medical malpractices, boundaries, borders'...In other news, the House Ethics Committee today changed its name to the House 'Everybody Does It' Committee.'
"The ethics committee apologizes for running off to Vegas with company funds, and promises to work overtime to make amends."
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business ethics, ethics committees, unethical behaviour, unethical behavior, business morals, business morality, ethical panel, ethical panels, role model, role models, ethics committee, ethics, vegas, las vegas, gambling, money, stolen money, amends, apology, hypocrite, hypocrisy, bad role model, bad role models, corporate ethics, corporate morality'I won't be able to chair next week's ethics committee meeting. My bail's been revoked.'
"I haven't had a minute to myself recently. I'm on one committee which is trying to determine when human life begins, another committee searching for the meaning of life, and a third committee which is trying to determine when life is legal over."
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philosophy, philosophies, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy department, philosophy departments, meaning of life, ethics committee, ethics committees, committee member, committee members, workload, workloads, overwork, overworked, overworking, academic, academics, medical ethics, abortion debates, euthanasia debates, euthanasia, abortion, abortionsBioethics Committtee
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bioethics, ethics committee, ethics committees, lab animal, lab animals, laboratory animal, laboratory animals, animal experiment, animal experiments, ethical committee, ethical committees, biologist, biologists, scientist, scientists, medical science, scientific advancements, scientific advancement, ethics, chimpanzee'Oh yeah! I'm a hell of a lot further beyond reproach than you are!'
'The hospital lawyer is here, my lawyer is here, representatives from the insurance company, the ethics committee and the government are all here...where's the doctor?'
'Oh, it seems he found a way how we can outsmart the ethics committee!'
"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"