Ethics Committee Cartoons and Comics

"Ok, now I'll be the Ethics Committee and you'll be me."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Psst! Can I run your ethics committee?'

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'We're forced to be more ethical since we can't afford the best lawyers.'

"There's nobody in right now. They're all out looking for hanky-panky."

'Oh yeah! I'm a hell of a lot further beyond reproach than you are!'

'I'm afraid there's a big difference between Doctors Without Borders and Doctors Without Boundaries.'

'...In other news, the House Ethics Committee today changed its name to the House 'Everybody Does It' Committee.'

"Now, the way I ran my ethics committee..."

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

"The ethics committee apologizes for running off to Vegas with company funds, and promises to work overtime to make amends."

'I won't be able to chair next week's ethics committee meeting. My bail's been revoked.'

Ethics Investigating Committee: No Innuendo Beyond this Point!

"I haven't had a minute to myself recently. I'm on one committee which is trying to determine when human life begins, another committee searching for the meaning of life, and a third committee which is trying to determine when life is legal over."

Bioethics Committtee

"Ignore me."

"Where, you may wonder, is our moral compass."

'Oh yeah! I'm a hell of a lot further beyond reproach than you are!'

'The hospital lawyer is here, my lawyer is here, representatives from the insurance company, the ethics committee and the government are all here...where's the doctor?'

'Oh, it seems he found a way how we can outsmart the ethics committee!'

"Er, uhhh, um...nobody here but us chickens!"

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

"Congress as a whole today voted to raise the spending limit, while the ethics committee voted to raise the bar."