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'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'
"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
"There were those who hated his guts- but not me."
Fred Perkins: Still waiting for Apologies from the following people...
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Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
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'Though our dear friend kicked the bucket, let us remember to not cry over spilt milk for the grass is always greener on the other side.'
'McWit never could build anything level.'
'He was a great writer'
"He was never one to waste words."
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"There's been a huge outpouring of emoticons."
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Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.
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'His greatest achievement was to write a glowing obituary about himself.'
"He always said he wanted his last words to be as pithy as possible."
The eulogy was beautiful, although the question-answer period was rather odd.
Life was a b***h, now this.
"And just where do you people think you're going? This service isn't over yet!"
"He was a great guy. But as long as I've known him, he had a habit of always stealing the spotlight from me."
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"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."
'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'
Gravestone: Go ahead, bill me.
"Dick, would you be the keynote speaker at my funeral?"
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"Floyd had two loves: Betting on the races and celebrating the holidays. Visiting the dog track dressed up as the Easter Bunny may have seemed a good idea at first..."
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"We are gathered here today to celebrate Colin's life as a high-wire walker."
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