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"He claims he has you on video - how can I put this? - 'courting the gay vote.'"
"Jill's right. 'We offer a challenging work environment' sounds better than 'Welcome to the salt mines.'"
"With all due respect, ma'am, 'secretary' was a lot easier."
"Meet Sally, the latest in my seemingly unending series of summer blockbusters."
"Let's see you euphemism your way out of this one, Henderson."
'Full Cozy B & B'
"That's just a fancy was of saying that you agree with everything the boss says."
"You are now chief officer in charge of our Open-Door Communications and Transparency Initiative. Youâ��re a doorstop."
"Well, I changed the signs. Now you can enter your office. Thanks for waiting, sir."
"Hello, somebody said you had gone into the timber and phosphorus business."
"Well, I was born homework-impaired."
Howdy dowdy? My doody's just fine, as you can see...
When I left Hobson, Ackroyd & Donkin it perfectly amicable. They said if I leave they wouldn't prosecute and I agreed.
I do like people taking an affirmative posture.
I prefer to call them associates - not hangers on.
"Okay, that's, 'For sale, one highly spirited puppy.' "