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"Remember, son, it's never too early to start saving for retirement."
'Wendell, I'm home! How's that sore throat, sweetie? Feeling better?'
'As Plan B's go it's radical, but it's a sure fire way of slashing public spending...'
'See? You missed one. When you pull the plug, be sure to pull them all.'
'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'
"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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'We want youth in asia.'
Feeding Tubes Removed $50.
"He won the right to die without dignity."
'Would you also like to purchase the extended warranty?'
"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
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At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.
Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.
"And when the time comes the company will put you to sleep at its own expense."
"He was very old and quite sick."
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Exit sky-diving team - Senior citizens jumping out of plane with no parachutes.
"But living longer may not be right for you."
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If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.
"Only if he breaks his own leg, dear."
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"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."
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'Good morning, Mr. Lumb, we've got you down for no consent euthanasia today.'
"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."
"Hi, Mary. I'm Dr. Ed. I'm here to talk to you about an alternative procedure we have for bum legs."
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'After reviewing how much your treatment is costing this hospital. I'm going to recommend assisted suicide.'