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"I have an evacuation plan that includes Roger and one that does not include Roger."
"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."
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Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
Tsunami Evac Route
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"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."
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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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The hard part will be staying afloat after the floods have gone
"Just whose idea was it to have an earth fire drill anyway?"
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"A mass of fair-weather friends are moving ahead of this intense line of thunderstorms, descending upon unsuspecdting acquaintances in sunnier parts of the region!"
Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'
'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'
"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."
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Home And Washed Away
Noah's Ark 2
Fire Assembly Point
'I've made our family emergency disaster plan. In the event your family visits, I evacuate!'
'Oh good. You've brought back one of our life belts.'
"Say, what's that funny smell?"
"Our insurance policy was Teflon coated... Nothing sticks."
Are you sure this is where you left the rain gauge?
'Lady, when I told you to evacuate I meant evacuate from the building.'
'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'
'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'