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Critics In Love
"He's rich, but not run-for-office rich."
"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"
'I'm still evaluating the new truth serum, you micro-managing, pig-eyed, snot-nosed, burnt-out, impatient, obnoxious, penny-pinching, glory-hogging tyrant.'
Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
'My best leadership skill is my innate sense of how much crap people can take.'
'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'
"On some, my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says there're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments."
"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."
Jeff hated performance reviews.
During the U.K. zoo audit some staff have it harder than others.
'How do you expect to be a good husband when you keep failing these magazine tests?'
While you were out the chairman called - it registered 3.9 on the Richter Scale.
Valuation of Heaven
"Done with the evaluations? Great! Now let's evaluate the evaluations!"