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"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."
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"O.K., the first rule of Bible Club is: always talk about Bible Club."
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"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"
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'Welcome to Heaven - no proselytizing.'
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"Okay, here's the deal- I'll stop chasing you if you agree to become a dog."
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"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"
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"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."
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'Hello? Al's Round the World Tours?'
'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'
"Ye Gods, hide! They're Jehovah's witnesses!"
Ch--Ch Means Nothing If "U" "R" Not in It
Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.
New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."
Evangelist with tuba
"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"
"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"