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"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."
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"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."
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"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
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'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.
"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"
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"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
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"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"
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"O.K., O.K. ... I'd lay with Peter betroth Paul and smite Luke."
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Signs read: Beleive/'I' before 'E' except after 'c'.
"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"
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'Notice they never speak in tongues when they're asking for money.'
"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."
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Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.
'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'
'Hello? Al's Round the World Tours?'
'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'
Hotel Rooms of the Old Testment
"I had a vision from Heaven! God told me to go out and save the world and smite all the sinners!"
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"It was a gift from god."
"Ye Gods, hide! They're Jehovah's witnesses!"
The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing
'All those perfectly adequate brain-donors out there, and Igor has to go and pick me a tele-evangelist...!'
'We've been recieving Earth's TV evangelists for years.'