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"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
Tags:party, parties, event, events, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates, uninteresting, boring, dull, hope, hoping, synergy, synergistic, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, bad manners, rude, insulting, offensive, courtesy, socialising, socializing, mingling
"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
Tags:conference, conferences, event, events, speaker, speakers, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, presentation, presentations, meeting meetings, convention, conventions, lecture, lectures, fortunate, lucky, few seats, limited seats, limited seating, audience, small audience, attendees, low attendance, low numbers, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, mc, mcs, m.c., m.c.s, master of ceremonies, keynote, keynotes, empty, lack of interest
"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"
Tags:wild west, old west, cowboy, cowboys, western, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, game, games, event, events, trivia, trivia night, trivia nights, pub quiz, pub quizzes, cheat, cheater, cheaters, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, thrown out, tossed out, bouncer, bouncers, security
Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain
Tags:shot put, track and field, weight-throwing, weight throwing, shot, shots, event, events, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, ball and chain, ball, chain, chains, striped uniform, striped uniform, ankle, ankles, athlete, athletes, sports, sport, athletics, compete, competition, competitions, contest, contests
A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, meet and greet, event, events, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, customer, customers, study, studying, working, work, overstay, overstaying, internet, free wifi, taking up space, annoying, loiter, loitering, modern life
'This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife bought at the PTA bake sale, sir.'
"And—good news—it's black tie."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, event, events, entertainment, entertaining, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, black tie, black tie event, black tie events, dress code, dress codes, fashion, fashions, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy, trending, men's fashion, women's fashion, men's clothing, women's clothing, wedding, weddings, invite, invitation, invitations, invited
"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
Tags:sport, sports, event, events, competition, competitions, contest, contests, athlete, athletes, medal, medals, award, awards, awards ceremony, awards ceremony, medal ceremony, medal ceremonies, placing, first, second, third, first place, second place, third place, awarding, podium, podiums, winner, winners, technology, upload, uploads, uploading, transfer, transfers, transferring, transfering, online, internet, currency, currencies, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, modern life
"May I write a poem about you?"
Tags:cheesy, corny, pick-up line, pickup lines, pickup line, bad pickup line, bad pickup lines, initiate, conversation, admire, admiration, attraction, crush, have a crush, having a crush, poem, poetry, poems, poet, poets, party, parties, event, events, proposal, unusual request, unexpected question, unexpected questions, appreciate, approve, love, out of your league, punching above your weight, romance, romantic, desire, desired, desirable, flirt, flirty, flirtatious, literature
"What this place needs is a film festival."
Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."
Tags:janitor, janitor, cleaning staff, cleaner, cleaners, custodian, custodians, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book, books, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, book signing, book signings, meet the author, meet the writer, event, events, mop, mops, bucket, buckets, pail, pails, tool, tools, relaxing, resting, word play, wordplay
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
Tags:business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, networking, businesses networking, networking, event, networking events, business card, business cards, try-hard, try-hards, overkill, desperate, desperation, social skills, socialising, socialzing
"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, business
'Never mind. I'm sure the Royal wedding will cheer us all up.'
Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".
Tags:desert, deserts, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, crawling, thirsty, starving, dying, oasis, mirage, mirages, club, clubs, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, private club, private clubs, exclusive, event, events, private event, private events, closed off, closed to the public, closed, unavailable, bad day, unlucky, bad luck
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"I was hoping a booger would show up!"
'Well, you SHOULD have taken it with you because there's a cover charge.'
"You call that a suit?"
Tags:bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, book, books, literature, meet the author, meet the writer, event, events, promotion, promotions, promotional, writer, writers, author, authors, reviewer, reviewers, meet the reviewer, critic, critics, stylist, stylists, fashion, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, suit, suits, critique, critical, criticism, criticising, criticizing, comment, comments, mean, rude, harsh, problem, problems, shopping, consumerism, retail, customer service, service, literary review, literary reviews, review, reviews, fashion critic, fashion critics
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"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."
A sign in the window of a bookstore reads "Meet the Author and his Ego 2 P.M."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, literature, book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, event, events, meet the author, ego, vain, vanity, egotistic, egoist, egoists, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage
'News gets out that the Stoics' annual party has been cancelled.'
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, twofer, twofers, entertainment, event, events, concert, concerts, sport, sports, game, games, ticket, tickets, scalping, scalper, scalpers, two for one, 2 for 1, buy one get one, bogo, retail
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