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"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"
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The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"Well look who decided to show up."
The Yearly News
Tags:news, news story, news stories, filler story, filler stories, evergreen, political division, political divisions, political divide, political divides, middle east, division, divisions, war, wars, warring, eat right, exercise, good advice, quantum discovery, quantum discoveries, quantum mechanic, quantum mechanics, starlet, starlets, movie star, movie stars, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitating, safe bet, safe bets, prediction, predictions, journalist, journalists, journalism
"Oh SURE!! Run away when there's WORK to do!!"
'Very bad throat infection. I would stick with soft foods for a few days, like conifers, evergreens, even pulp if you can get some.'
'Evergreen' my patootie.'
"I'm making a shopping list. Do you need anything?"
Tags:husband, husbands, wives, wife, married, marriage, odor, odour, odours, odors, body odor, body odours, deodorants, personal hygiene, unhygienic, male grooming, armpit, armpits, deodorant, air fresheners, air freshener, evergreen, pine, scent, scent, shopping list, shop, shopping, shopping lists
Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.
Tags:irony, ironic, ax, axe, axes, forestry, forest, forests, treehugger, treehuggers, tree hugger, tree huggers, evergreen, evergreens, hatchet, hatchets, chainsaw, chainsaws, artificial leg, prosthetic limb, prosthetic limbs, prosthetic, prosthetic, leg, legs, pegleg, peglegs, peg leg, peg legs, camp, camps, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, logger, loggers, logging, camping, hiking, backpacking, gathering wood
"You gotta admit, it's straight now."
Tags:christmas, tree, trees, cut, cutting, saw, sawing, crooked, tree stand, decorate, decoration, decorations, evergreen, conifer, coniferous, yule, yuletide, tannenbaum, trim, trimming, limb, limbs, trunk, trunks, needle, needles, stand, stands, tree stand, tree stands, straight, straighten, branch, branches, straighten up, straightens up, christmas, xmas, x-mas
The Lonesome Pine
'I Love Your Ivy.'
'What Roman numeral can climb a fence?'
Mistletoe in the Wild
'Sorry honey, I'm late because I tripped and fell in the forest. But hey! Why would you care about a tree falling in the forest?'
A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.
The Pine tree's version of a car air freshener.
Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.
"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."
Tags:deciduous, tree, trees, sapling, losing leaves, going bald, bare branches, male-pattern baldness, evergreen, mirror, vanity, vain, foliage, shedding leaves, losing your hair, reflection, male pattern baldness, baldness, balding, bald head, bald heads, shedding, leaf, autumn, autumns, fall, falls, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens
"That's an everblue."
Tags:evergreen, plastic, pollution, waste, bags, trees, father, son, nature, dendrology, blue, branches, environment, environmental, carrier bags, shopping, throwaway, lifespan, dendrologist, dendrologists, plastic bag, plastic bags, pollutant, pollutants, plastic bag, plastic bags, evergreen, evergreens