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'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'
'He hasn't got a leg to stand on.'
"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and the bloodstains on my clothes and in the trunk of my car!"
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"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
'I hate it when we operate on malpractice lawyers.'
Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...
"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."
"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."
Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.
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"The rug will not be sent out for lab tests."
"Personally I won't be convinced about climate change until I see the evidence!"
The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.
"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."
"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"
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Police Lineup Escape
"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
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"Then we've agreed that all the evidence isn't in, and that even if all the evidence were in, it still wouldn't be definitive."
"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"
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The Letter E
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"Next time write the book about the crime after you've been convicted."
'Legal says we should be fine - provided no one left a paper trail.'
"Oh yeah? Well I happen to be quoting from either 'Time' or 'Newsweek.'"
The Smoking Gun