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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."
"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."
Tags:religion, religious, god, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, bible, biblical, new testament, mammon, evil, business, businessman, businessmen, money, finances, wealth, wealthy, rich, greed, greedy, avarice, materialism, materialistic, communication, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, put on hold, hold, holding
"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."
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"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
"We blew a fuse."
Tags:science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, assistant, assistants, electricity, power, electric, electronic, electronics, blew a fuse, blow a fuse, fuse, fuses, off, no power, blackout, blackouts, problem, problems, technology, modern life
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"Hmm, what would Satan do?"
'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"Bring in another!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, horror, horrific, cannibalize, cannibalizes, cannibalizing, cannibalise, cannibalises, cannibalising, eat, eats, eating, child, children, kid, kids, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, christmas, christmas season, monster, monsters, monstrous, evil, demon, demons
"With me it's neither nature nor nurture. It's Satan."
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
Tags:twin, twins, evil twin, evil twins, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, set of twins, identical twin, identical twins, evil, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, parenting, personality, personalities, child development, develop, develops, developing, childhood, childhoods, grow old, grows old, growing old, upbringing, upbringings, bring up, brings up, bringing up
"We had to make some cutbacks."
Iced drink antidote
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. No intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
Tags:satan, the devil, devil, devils, demon, demons, lucifer, devil horns, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, president of america, president, wish, desire, protestation, prostest too much, devils lies, lies, lying, lier, liers, good vs. evil, evil, guilty, innocent, innocence, appearance of innocence
"Before we discuss destroying the competition, screwing our customers, and laughing all the way to the bank, let's begin this meeting with a prayer."
Tags:big business, corporate greed, fat cat, fat cats, corporations, corporation, unethical business practices, bad company, bad companies, rich men, rich white men, prayer, prayers, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites, immoral, unethical, evil, businessmen, businessman, laughing to the bank, laugh all the way to the bank
Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"It's as I suspected—Mr. Harding, here, is possessed by demons."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, x-ray, x-rays, exam, exams, examination, examinations, diagnosis, diagnosis, sick, sickness, ill, illness, demons, devil, devils, horror, evil, possessed, possession, haunted, haunting, exorcism, supernatural, myth, myths, legend, legends
'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'
"Gee, I don't know—does it really say Christmas?"