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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Wow...since people stahted bein' nice to each othah, theah's not much news to print, just more featahs...I like it.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Analysis of the pattern of niceness outbreaks leads back to a town in Maine. . . Agent Stromoski here is going undercover.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Our only hope to stop the Ekert's scourge of niceness, Gentlemen, is to find the anti-Ekert...He'd be one whose soulless, uncaring egocentricity is so impenetrable that he's immune to the Ekert's spiritual power.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Um...another battalion surrendered to the power of niceness, sir...if this keeps up we won't have any military left, which means we could lose our most precious freedom...'
The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'
The Ekert Saga: '...they'll go in search of 'the One'...someone who can negate the Ekert's irresistible force of niceness by bein' an unmovable object of apathy.'
The Ekert: 'I've spotted the target...It seems to be stuck in a house...Do I have a 'go' order, sir?...Have I told you lately the I love you, sir?'
The J. Hogandorf Building.
'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
'And that division of ours that slaughters baby seals for no apparent reason - anybody ever figure out what that's about?'
'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'