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'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'
Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...
"One day I just reached deep down inside myself and there he was."
"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
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"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."
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"I'll take it from here."
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'Turn yourself in? Look lady, confess all you want - there is no law against eating peanuts.'
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"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
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"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."
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"I got a call today from the forces of evil. They're asking me to join."
Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin
"I called this meeting to announce a new partnership that I believe will turn this company around."
"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"
'But what shall we do with the world once you've taken it over?'
"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."
The Evils of War.
Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker
Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.
"The boy sure likes it!"
'My black outfit is at the cleaners. I'm really a bad guy.'
"The people thank and excuse juror number 2."
'We're thinking that our Christian rock station here probably isn't a good fit for you. Plus, you keep playing everything backwards.'
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