Ex-boyfriend Cartoons and Comics

"Louise, there's a gentleman here who says that you and he were in love in 1962 but you drifted apet and now he's come back in the hope that we might order a set of encyclopedias."

"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"Miss me?"

"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."

"Honey, this is Jack. He's the one who taught me how to do that thing you like."

"Sometimes I get the feeling your 'ex' is still in the picture."

". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

'I tried to follow my bliss, then she got a restraining order.'

"Mostly, I just miss his hand."

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

"I should've know my ex was a lazy, no-good bum when I found out he lived in a loafer."

"She won't stop bringing up her ex."

"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"

"Thanks! My ex got it for me."

"About the date you got for me, Bob - she's old enough to be my ex."

"Oh, Lord! Not on our first date!"

"It wouldn't be so bad living here if I would stop running into my ex all the time."

"Forget it, Carl."

'Dude. That looks exactly like Randy's Ex. Let's buy it and hang it in his bedroom.'

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'