Ex-boyfriend Cartoons and Comics

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"You are really going to like Charles. He's my favourite ex-boyfriend."

"Louise, there's a gentleman here who says that you and he were in love in 1962 but you drifted apet and now he's come back in the hope that we might order a set of encyclopedias."

"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Miss me?"

"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."

"Honey, this is Jack. He's the one who taught me how to do that thing you like."

"I know we broke up months ago, but social distancing has made it too hard to meet new people."

"Of all the ovens in all the kitchens, she walks into mine."

"Sometimes I get the feeling your 'ex' is still in the picture."

"I took a trip on a train and I thought about you."

"I packed all your stuff."

". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

'I tried to follow my bliss, then she got a restraining order.'

"Mostly, I just miss his hand."

Social media stalking tightrope walk.

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

"I should've know my ex was a lazy, no-good bum when I found out he lived in a loafer."

"She won't stop bringing up her ex."

"Why do you care how many frogs I kissed before I met you?"

"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"