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"You are really going to like Charles. He's my favourite ex-boyfriend."
"Louise, there's a gentleman here who says that you and he were in love in 1962 but you drifted apet and now he's come back in the hope that we might order a set of encyclopedias."
"OMG, here comes my old lover."
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"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"
"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."
"Honey, this is Jack. He's the one who taught me how to do that thing you like."
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"Of all the ovens in all the kitchens, she walks into mine."
"Sometimes I get the feeling your 'ex' is still in the picture."
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"I took a trip on a train and I thought about you."
". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"
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"It's not you—it's natural selection."
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"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."
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"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
'I tried to follow my bliss, then she got a restraining order.'
"Mostly, I just miss his hand."
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Social media stalking tightrope walk.
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'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'
"I should've know my ex was a lazy, no-good bum when I found out he lived in a loafer."
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, nursery song, nursery songs, old woman who lived in a shoe, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, fable, fables, children's story, children's book, folk story, folk stories, loafer, loafers, boyfriend, boyfriends, lazy, laziness, ex, ex-boyfriends, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
"Why do you care how many frogs I kissed before I met you?"
Tags:frog prince, princess, princesses, princes, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self-esteem, self esteem, jealous, jealousy, jealousies, romance, romances, romantic past, love life, love-life, date, dates, husband, husbands, commitment, commitments, kiss, romantic past, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, ex-boyfriends
"She won't stop bringing up her ex."
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"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"
'Put this around your neck to make sure.'
"Thanks! My ex got it for me."
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"Oh, Lord! Not on our first date!"
Tags:invisible man, invisibility, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, first date, first dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, vengeance, break up, beak ups, breakup, breakups, revenge, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, passing wind, farts, farted, sci fi, science fiction, sci-fi, science-fiction