Ex-convict Cartoons and Comics

"You look familiar. Jail?"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"The years you were in jail, Edgar, … those were happy years."

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

'Yes, I'm willing to accept the job on a 90-day probational basis. Do I report to my former probation officer?'

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

"I should be well suited for an office cubicle after spending so much time in solitary confinements."

"The conditions of this parole are tough. Based on this, I would be afraid to even have bad cholesterol."

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Why did you leave your previous place?'

"I was assistant chef for 15-20 years in a state facility."

"He came highly recommended – then again, it was a jury recommendation."

"Your larceny convictions preclude us from offering your services to any number of employers...unless you're keen on a career in the banking industry."