Ex Boyfriend Cartoons and Comics

"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"Damn it, Stevens, this is business. I need you to fly out to Tulsa, and if there's someone you're trying to forget in Tulsa I'm sorry."

". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"

"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

"I don't pout when we invite people you've slept with."

"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"

"I thought I saw your old boyfriend"

"Forget it, Carl."

"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"

"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."

"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"He didn't want to end it, so I told him I wanted to get married."

"And my last boyfriend didn't work out because of the communication barrier." "He spoke another language?" "No he was an idiot."

"Do you remember Giorgio? He used to bring us those gorgeous Belgian chocolates."