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"OMG, here comes my old lover."
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"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"
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"Damn it, Stevens, this is business. I need you to fly out to Tulsa, and if there's someone you're trying to forget in Tulsa I'm sorry."
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". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"
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"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
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'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'
"I don't pout when we invite people you've slept with."
"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"
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"I thought I saw your old boyfriend"
'Put this around your neck to make sure.'
"Forget it, Carl."
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'The tides have finally turned. Our daughter is losing sleep over us.'
'Who cares about the global network of information when there's an ex-boyfriend in the room.'
'Men never appreciate what's at stake in a relationship.'
'What could my mother possibly say to Irving at this point in my life that would have any impact on me??'
'Our daughter: the emotional toll booth.'
'I forgot how charming men are around mothers so mothers wind up thinking everything is our fault.'
'I feel fat. An old boyfriend must be planning to stop by.'
'I was just looking at you and wondering what my grandchildren would look like if you and my daughter started dating again, fell in love, got married and had some!'
'What we'll do for love is nothing compared to what we'll do for aggravation.'
"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."
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"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"
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'Oh great, right next to my ex. . . well this is gonna be awkward.'
'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'
"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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