Ex Girlfriends Cartoons and Comics

"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"

"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"Damn it, Stevens, this is business. I need you to fly out to Tulsa, and if there's someone you're trying to forget in Tulsa I'm sorry."

". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"

"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"

'Put this around your neck to make sure.'

"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"

"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."

'Oh great, right next to my ex. . . well this is gonna be awkward.'

"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"

"The only thing that I like about my 'Ex' is, precisely, that he is my 'Ex'."

Stalker Sally

"I think my ex still fancies me...like, why else would she buy me this neat new tie?"

"Typical man! Just when I thought we were in a loving relationship...he goes and calls the cops every time he sees you hiding in the bushes outside his apartment."

"Bad luck definitely comes in threes...first my ex gets hit by a bus...then I lose my job as a bus driver...and now this!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Just saying, Barry....Last chance!"

I want to apologise for getting drunk and tipping my wine over your new girlfriend at the party next week."

A wife loves a double chin on hubby's ex-girlfriends.

"I follow my ex to learn his routine so I can avoid him."

'Whatever happened to that great looking babe, Susan?'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."