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"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, business trip, business trips, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, broken up, corporate, corporation, corporations, couple, couples, ex, exes, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, heartbreak". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"
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amish, amish community, amish communities, word play, wordplay, word-play, word game, word-game, word-games, word games, ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, stalker, stalking, stalk, stalked, harassment, restraining order, restraining ordersI heard to might be getting over me
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flowers, bunch of flowers, gift, gifts, surprise, surprises, ex, exes, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, breakup, breakups, breaking up, splitting, split up, getting over, moving on, relationship, relationships, manipulative ex, manipulative exes, manipulation, emotional manipulation"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"
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"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"
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stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, harassment, harassments, harassing, flower, flowers, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, florist, florists, pest, ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends"The only thing that I like about my 'Ex' is, precisely, that he is my 'Ex'."
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"Bad luck definitely comes in threes...first my ex gets hit by a bus...then I lose my job as a bus driver...and now this!"
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"I've got a new ex girlfriend...she asked me if her new jeans made her look fat...and I simply said, 'don't go blaming the jeans'."
I want to apologise for getting drunk and tipping my wine over your new girlfriend at the party next week."
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