Ex Husbands Cartoons and Comics

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

"It's through our attorneys, but at least we're talking."

"Your father was a jackass."

"I'm going out for a quickie divorce -- need anything?"

"I don't see what you see in him."

"There goes my ex-husband and his Mid-Life crisis!"

"I swear, the only decent men around here are either married...or gay...or they're one of my ex-husbands!"

"I caught him cheating with his young secretary. I suppose I should have suspected something...that was how I got him away from his first wife!"

"It's getting so hard to meet men now, that I actually called my ex-husband for a date...but hi WIFE wouldn't let him go out!"

"My ex was very faithful....he waited until after the reception to cheat on me!"

'My ex husband's last heart attack.'

'She got divorced again.'

Pay and display - have you paid?

"Mmm, this casserole is lovely, Marge! Which ex-husbands did you make it from, anyway?"

'My ex-wife and I have only one thing in common. We both want my money.'

'Oh, them...they're just my x husands.'

'My former husband is remarrying and I'm looking for something in a sympathy card for his new wife.'

"My ex husband could always make me laugh. Especially when he brought home his paycheck."

"We can't get those wasted years back, Mrs. Kerner. The best we can hope to accomplish is to make his remaining years miserable."

"Three. How many times you been married?"

"You could care less? Don't you mean you couldn't care less? That kind of crummy English is why I'm leaving."

"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"

'You should hear my wife talk about her first husband... Clark Kent this, Clark Kent that...'

'Harlow - I can't help but think how things might have turned out differently if I hadn't divorced you and sued you for all you were worth.'