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"Ted Burton! How are you? How's my ex-wife? My kids? My dog?"
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"It's through our attorneys, but at least we're talking."
'See the guy in the fifth row, red shirt? Do me a favor and nail him with a fastball...'
"Your father was a jackass."
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"I'm going out for a quickie divorce -- need anything?"
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"I don't see what you see in him."
"There goes my ex-husband and his Mid-Life crisis!"
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"It's getting so hard to meet men now, that I actually called my ex-husband for a date...but hi WIFE wouldn't let him go out!"
"I have two children from a previous Las Vegas off-site meeting."
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'Bye now --pay later.'
'My ex-wife and I have only one thing in common. We both want my money.'
'Oh, them...they're just my x husands.'
'My former husband is remarrying and I'm looking for something in a sympathy card for his new wife.'
"I blame government,labor, business and my ex-wife."
"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."
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'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?' (Motorbike has been cut in half).
"My ex husband could always make me laugh. Especially when he brought home his paycheck."
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"I never take no for an answer. As a result, I've been married 27 times."
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'Was your divorce amicable?' 'It was more amicable than the marriage.'
That's the worst part of divorce, splitting up the property.
Lifting weights at the health club.
'Don't feel bad - some guys lose everything.'
'Don't let it eat away at you. Your ex wasn't that smart. She said you'd rot in Hell. You, my friend, are not rotting.'
'Ferguson takes pride in naming hurricanes after his ex-wives.'
"Three. How many times you been married?"
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