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Snow falling on accountants.
"He always times '60 minutes.'"
"Good news! Accounting just upgraded our numbers from 'good' to 'really' good."
"Technically, it's a mammal."
'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'
'...then we add a smidgin of this - that's less than a dollop, but more than a pinch...'
'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;
'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'
'You have six months to live - six months and a week - maybe two weeks.'