Exact Cartoons and Comics

Snow falling on accountants.

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Good news! Accounting just upgraded our numbers from 'good' to 'really' good."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

'...then we add a smidgin of this - that's less than a dollop, but more than a pinch...'

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'You have six months to live - six months and a week - maybe two weeks.'