Exact Cartoons and Comics

"Lucky you! That's exactly what the treatments cost."

Snow falling on accountants.

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."

"Good news! Accounting just upgraded our numbers from 'good' to 'really' good."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I want a full head of hair!"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

'...then we add a smidgin of this - that's less than a dollop, but more than a pinch...'

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'You have six months to live - six months and a week - maybe two weeks.'