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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
Ethics exam cheater.
To discourage cheating, SAT organizers announced that undercover agents would be present to put down wrong answers.'
'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'
"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."
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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
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"Before we get started, your principal wants to say a few words about the important of doing well today."
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"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
Ok class, these career path suggestions are based on the personality assessments you all took last week...
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The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
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Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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"Try and tell me what's bothering you - use your S.A.T. words."
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'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'
'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'
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'I'd do better if she'd ask questions more closely matching my answers.'
"I feel I should remind you that the latest research cautions against an over-reliance on testing."
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"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"
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