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'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'
'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'
"I got an 'A' star in limited prospects."
'I got a 'D' in Business Studies. It seems results can go down as well as up.'
'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?'
'So in answer to 'Who contested world war two?', we're happy to accept, the 'Goodies and the Baddies.''
'Ruddy teachers are up in arms again about English marks...'
"I'm having trouble educating my patient. He keeps calling his nuclear exam results 'unclear' exam results."
"We're taking our standardized tests today. So relax, take your time, and remember, the fate of the world as we know it...is riding on your scores."
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"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."
Waiting for the results.
If School Athletics Were Run Like A Narrow National Standards Test
"I gave 110% on the last quiz, so don't expect the same results now that I'm working at a deficit."
Evolution Exam Results.
"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."
'Well headmaster, now that Wayne has passed his A levels we're hoping he gets that job at the nuclear test facility.'
If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?
A-Level results - Everybody wins
"Now remember, this test and my bonus are one and the same."
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"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."
'If I get a bad grade on a test, I wait until my mom is on the phone, then I show it to her.'
Congratulations on passing your A Levels
'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'
'I can put two and two together, but I can't get them apart.'
'I did okay, but nothing to crow about.'