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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."
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"Before we get started, your principal wants to say a few words about the important of doing well today."
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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
Doctor: 'Your discomfort may well be a bandwidth issue.'
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
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"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
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Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
Ok class, these career path suggestions are based on the personality assessments you all took last week...
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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'
'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
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"Try and tell me what's bothering you - use your S.A.T. words."
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'I'd do better if she'd ask questions more closely matching my answers.'
"I feel I should remind you that the latest research cautions against an over-reliance on testing."
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"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"
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"Write what you know.""Bark, bark, bark. Tennis ball, squirrel."