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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
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'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
Tags:vet, vets, veterinary, veterinaries, veterinarian, veterinarians, horse, horses, pony, ponies, idiom, idioms, 101, tongue, tongues, teeth, tooth, student, students, teacher, teachers, dentist, dentists, examine, examines, examination, examinations, wrong, mouth, mouths, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'...You've got no game.'
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'A little professionalism, people. When asking a patient to undress, we do not giggle.'
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, poop, poops, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, scatology, scatologist, scatologists, excrement, feces, faeces, scatological study, scatological studies, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, scatological humour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
"Wait a minute…that's not me!"
"Cut down on smoking, drinking, meat, sugar and get out of the stock market."
'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'
'To say that we didn't vet this appraisal scheme properly is sheer poppycock...why I had my grandaughter look at it and she said it was very nice!'
"Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge."
Tags:stonehenge, dentist, dentists, dentistry, teeth, bad teeth, crooked teeth, checkup, check up, checkups, check ups, examine, examines, examining, yellow teeth, tooth, tooth pain, dentist office, dentists office, dentist's office, dentist offices, dentists offices, dentist's offices, insult, insulted, insults, insulting, offense, offence, offensive, hurtful, painful, uncomfortable, upsetting
THE DOCTOR'S DILEMMA
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, medicals, examine, examines, clinic, hospital, hospitals, house call, house calls, house-call, house-calls, patient, patients, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, professionalism, examination, diagnosis, treatment, dilemma, dilemmas, decision, difficult, difficulty, easy, unnecessary
"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"
Tags:life, death, heaven, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, eternity, socrates, plato, ancient greeks, ancient greece, philosophy, philosophical, examine, examination, unexamined life, dictum, adage, wise, wise saying, saying, insight, intellect, intellectual, non-introspective, reflective, scrutiny, self-scrutiny, enjoy, enjoyment, pleasure, pleasures, simple pleasures, happy, happiness, life well lived, success, meaning, successful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, philosopher
"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"
'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"
"It hurts when I pay."
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, freudian slip, freudian slips, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, examination, exam, examine, examined, hurt, hurts, it hurts when, where does it hurt, medical professional, check up, checkup, check-up, medicare, aca, affordable care, obamacare, insurance, health insurance, money, pay, paying, paid, payment, payments, expensive, expenses, cost, costs, costly, sound, sound joke, tight, tight fisted, scrooge, cheap, cheapskate
'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'
'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'
"Oh, your car isn't ready yet -- Ferd took it on vacation with him to test it out."