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'...You've got no game.'
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'I'd do better if she'd ask questions more closely matching my answers.'
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.
'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
'To say that we didn't vet this appraisal scheme properly is sheer poppycock...why I had my grandaughter look at it and she said it was very nice!'
"No offense, but I'd really prefer to be seen by a dog. I'm sure you understand."
"You've suffered a contusion to the soft tissue below the fourth thoracic vertebra exacerbating the proximal sternum. Translation: 'you have a bruised rib.'"
"It hurts when I pay."
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'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'
Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.
'...Court is in short recess while the replay booth examines the testimony from all angles.'
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'Well, this IS unusual. There's light at the end of the tunnel!'
'I've been feeling terrific lately, doctor, and it really worries me.'
'They've got tomahawks? Goodness what next Sargent! Of course they've got tomahawks...you'll find, if you look closely...that all Indians have got tomahawks haw! Haw!'
'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'
'Perhaps the letter grading system needs to be overhauled.'
'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'
Noise Please-Exams in Progress. 'We're trying desperately to make exams more difficult.'
'No, you don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?'
'Oh, to be Jung again!'
'He says he needs a urine and stool sample from you plus a sperm count.. why don't you just leave him your shorts?'