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"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
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"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
'...You've got no game.'
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No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
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"Wait a minute…that's not me!"
"You wear too many clothes."
'To say that we didn't vet this appraisal scheme properly is sheer poppycock...why I had my grandaughter look at it and she said it was very nice!'
"Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge."
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THE DOCTOR'S DILEMMA
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'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'
'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'
'...Court is in short recess while the replay booth examines the testimony from all angles.'
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'Oh, to be Jung again!'
'He says he needs a urine and stool sample from you plus a sperm count.. why don't you just leave him your shorts?'
'You're retaining water.'
'I'm afraid the x-rays indicate you're just a bit too full of yourself.'
'It's definitely the worst ingrown toenail I've ever seen.'
'Do you have these shooting pains often?'
Analyse your hostility. Examine your aggression. Weigh your anger. If that doesn't help, then threaten to lick any man in the house.
'We go through an aperture... which aperture will it be, Joan?'
Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.