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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
The Tennis Racket in the Stone
Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.
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"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
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Lady of the Remote
Tags:tv remote, tv remotes, television remote, television remotes, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, clicker, clickers, excalibur, sword in the stone, lady of the lake, king arthur, merlin, legend of king arthur, camelot, english mythology, ancient history, lost remote, lost remotes, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, modern attitudes, tv, tvs, television, televisions
Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.
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"Use thy core!"
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"But now it won't stay in mint condition."
'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'
'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'
King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.
Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
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'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'
Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.
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Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'
Spoon in the Soup/Sword in the Lake
"But wait, there's more."
The Sword in the Stone, 2020
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Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain
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How Arthur really became king.
'The small sword? That's for internships.'
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"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."
"...before we hire you for this position, Frank, we'd like you to perform one more task."
"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."
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