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December 26th . . . The Returns
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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'
"If they fit, we can return them."
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"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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"When did you two start exchanging high fives?"
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'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
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"Sir, your change."
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"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."
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No Quid Pro Quo halloween
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'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'
'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'
"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
Tags:stocks, stock, stocks and shares, share, shares, invest, investing, investment, invested, investment banking, stock market, the market, market, markets, bond, bonds, premium bonds, stock exchange, exchange, broker, brokers, stock broker, brokerage, economics, economically, playing the market, austen, jane austen, regency, regency england, england, english literature, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover
'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'
'Buy... sell... buy... sell... buy...'
Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug
Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.
'As responsible city council members, we must always promote open dialogue and transparency.'
'Quid pro quo? It means the f*** is. we f*** them.'
For the last time, Jenkins, it's FTSE.
'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'